Joking Hazard Kickstarter by Cyanide And Happiness

From the creators of Cyanide & Happiness comes a card game where players compete to finish an awful comic strip.

Joking Hazard

Cyanide And Happiness

“If you like Cyanide and Happiness, youu will love this game. It gives you the feeling of being one of the creators without the burden of actually having to be funny yourself.”

– Max Temkin, co-creator of Cards Against Humanity and Secret Hitler.

Ends: Thu, Mar 10 2016 Status: Funded

If you are the sort of person that enjoys rude humour, perhaps you have played Cards against Humanity and thought to yourself “My ability to describe things is rubbish I want pictures to make sure there is no misunderstanding about what I really mean”, perhaps you are just a fan of the comic series.

Visit the kickstarter and consider pledging to this campaign. I know I will be.

Cool Conversions – Tau XV88 battlesuit with Arms

Recently Darkly on the Tau Empire Community group on Facebook released images of his recent converion painted up the Tau XV88 stormsurge with arms, see below (which personally I think it should always have had).

Tau XV88 Stormsurge Conversion by Darkly on Tau Empire FB Group

This was acieved by using the Puppetswar: Prime Battlewalker‘s arms, which thankfully Puppetswar now sell seperately.

Pupperswar conversion arms

New Battlefleet Gothic: Armada Narrative Trailer

Today Focus Home Interactive released a new narrative trailer to launch their pre-orders of the game and it looks awesome.

Also until Friday, 29 January 2016, 18:00 GMT they Games Workshop are running their midweek madness sale which is offing 10% off the retail price of this game and upto 90% off some of their other titles, so it is well worth a look.

GW Advent Calendar Day 15 – Stubble and Beards

Warhammer TV is the gift that keeps on giving, loving the tutorials, a new one every day and they are clear and easy to understand, perfect for beginners.

If you liked this check out Lester Bursley’s video on “How to paint Space Marine Faces and Stubble”. It goes more into painting the skin on the model, but interestingly the stubble effect he uses is very simular to the one in the Games Workshop video.

Excellent tutorials – Games Workshop Advent Calendar

I have been following the Games Workshop Advent Calendar recently, and below are 2 more very useful tutorials I wish I had known when I started painting.

First off, we have day 4, the Power & Nemesis Force Weapons tutorial.

For the last few years I have been almost doing this exactly, with the minor change that the initial colour coat and transitions were done with an airbrush. The effect shown in the video is very good and certainly above the standard table top quality.

The second tutorial is the Day 11 – Volcanic base tutorial.

This is another clever painting tutorial, this time focusing on terrain. It is very quick to do and I quite like the resulting effect, I think I might try something similar on my own Chaos sorcerer.

Horus Heresy: Betrayal at Calth Game

This past weekend I went down to my local Games Workshop and they had a copy of the new Horus Heresy board game Betrayal at Calth and I managed to grab a demo game with one of the regulars down at the store, with a member of staff pointing out how the rule system works and answering any questions we had.

The Horus Heresy: Betrayal at Calth
The Horus Heresy: Betrayal at Calth

First of all the models are amazingly detailed, they are plastic, and it looks like they are replacing the Forgeworld Resin Mark IV armour by the fact it is no longer available on the Forgeworld site. This looks positive for the future of plastic Heresy models.

Sold Out Mk4 Maximus Armor

The game itself is very entertaining. I played the first scenario where the Word Bearers and Ultramarines face off against each other in a race against the clock to reach the safety of the blast doors at the other end of the map before the doors slam closed and the surface of the planet is irradiated by Calth’s dying sun.

Each of the forces consists of a 10 tactical marines, one with a special weapon, and one with a heavy weapon. The Word bearers, utilise a flamer and Heavy Bolter, and the Ultramarines have a missile launcher (which is amazing when it crits) and a plasma gun.

When playing the game, it’s best to forget most of what you know about 40k. The turn goes as follows. Roll Initiative, which is 3 dice +1 per Sargent that is still alive, and the player that has the highest number of hits wins, and goes first and you both pick up a command card which gives your marines a special benefit. This happens every turn.

Another thing that changes is that turns alternate by actions. Each squad of up to 3 marines has 2 actions, which can be move (move 1 hex), run (move 2 hexes, but cannot be done if you would pass through rubble or are in an adjacent hex to an enemy), shoot, or assault. There is also consolidate which is not going to be covered here.

When it is your action you choose a unit, and spend one of your actions, then your opponent spends their action, and you continue to alternate until neither of you have any left and then the turn ends and you go back to the initiative phase. Repeat this until a victory or loss condition is met. In the scenario I was playing, that was turn 6, when the last blast door closes and anyone outside the doors dies.

The shooting also differs from 40k, in that marines are a lot more survivable. Every marine has 2 points of armour, so they roll 2 dice and any shields reduce the damage by 1, then each marine also has 2 stamina which the amount of damage dealt, has to equal or exceed. This means that an entire unit of 3 marines that shoots their bolters (2 dice each) will get usually 3-4 hits, and “might” kill 1 marine if he fails his saves.

When rolling to hit, every one or more critical hits has a special effect. For example if firing bolters, if you score a critical hit your opponent loses a single action meaning that if they only have 1 they can no longer do anything this turn. This is particularly useful in this scenario because it is time sensitive and requires units to move across the map, if you can slow your opponent, you can get more of your units behind the doors than theirs, and win.

Honestly though, it’s quite simple and you will pick it up very quickly within a game or 2. In my game I won using the strategy I just explained, I moved across the map as quickly as I could and sacrificed a unit to shoot and slow him down.

I’m looking forward to getting my own copy, though finding time to assemble and paint the units is a different problem entirely.

Well look at that I Won!

A few months ago I was listening to the Imperial Truth Podcast when they mentioned a competition on the Talent Lad Studios Facebook Page, and as luck would have it I Won, which is amazing to get a free display board. I received it through the post last week with a little wrangling with customs who charged me an exorbitant fee for bringing it into the country and it being searched, it was perfect. You can see for my Renegade guard below it works very well.

Renegade Guard on the winning Talented Lad Studios display boardDisplay board by Talented Lad StudiosRenegade Guard on the winning Talented Lad Studios display board

It fits in very well with my army and inspires me to do one myself.