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 | SimonDowntime - November 26th, 2001Status: In-Active |
He, he, he! Oh this is great! HA, HA! Talk about amusing... This aught to come in handy. To burrow holes through the fabric of space... Ummm, fabric... silk possibly... I really like silk... silk soft. Huh? What was I saying...? Ahh it doesn't matter, if it was important I would have remembered it... so ha! Yum Hotdogs... he, he! [Hotdog van appears around corner] Oh yea tunnelling through the fabric of space, sounds so cool doesn't it? [Turns to face an imaginary audience] "Now kids what do you say to a little experiment involving that hotdog cart?" "I thought you would agree" [Goes next to nearby wall and starts to sneak towards Hotdog van, Narrating as he goes] "The fearless wilderness hound sneaks up on his prey" "But this prey is not stupid like other prey, it has a guardian, which I must defeat in order to achieve my mission" [Gestures towards large round bellied man serving hotdogs] "With lightening Speed [Quicksilver] I approach my prey, the guardian has not seen me" "I look left, I look right, and there is no one there. This is not a good day for the guardian of the Hotdogs, but a perfect time for me" "I raise my paw to the cold metal that protects the elusive hotdog, my prey" "I motion a circle shape on the metal and the portal appears" [Portal Passage] "Beyond lies what I seek, I can see it now, I can feel it in my teeth" " Oh wait I've got it in my teeth" "Now the final part of this mission... Escape" [Turns to face imaginary audience again] "Kids, ever seen a fat man scratch, you soon will" "To use the powers of ‘allatelepotatium' there will be a quiz later [Legerdemain: Mooch] to place this small pouch of [very long name that is utterly unpronounceable by anyone] or you might know it as itching powder down his back." "Now lets see..." [Makes a small gesture over bag of itching powder then points to man] There is a very loud wail from man as he starts scratching, people start to appear. "Oooooo I just can't resist..." [Makes a punching motion towards man] Moment's later fat man is knocked over by an invisible force [Gimmix] and continues to scratch. Common sense, as well as danger sense kick in so I start to run with a long string of hotdogs in mouth. Mission accomplished! The xp spent on this fine evening is: Spend 6 xp on getting intermediate level 1 Wayfare – Portal passage. And that's a wrap. Roll, print, and go to commercials. | |
