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 | SimonDowntime - November 12th, 2001Status: In-Active |
Well what can I say I'm a dog what do I do in my free time... Sleep Wake up Chew on slippers Smell food Look for food Find food Eat food Food taste bad Snarl at food Go chew on slippers Notice long fluffy thing on back Bark at fluffy thing No response Fluffy thing must have no mouth Fluffy thing smell nice Chase fluffy thing Not catch fluffy thing Continue to chase Bite fluffy thing Hurt self See favourite red ball on floor Forget about fluffy thing and pain Confused about pain Run to red ball Slippy floor Can't stop Pass favourite red ball heading towards table Loud noise Hurt Me pick up favourite red ball Walk back to basket Wonder what to do next Clean self Ready to take on the world say to self Forget what just said Go to sleep Wake up Hear word "walkies" Don't know what walkie is, never seen one but I go out Throw stick Me chase stick Me happy Me found stick Me cautious encase exploding pepper stick Me pick up Good stick No explode stick Damn knockers Me see rabbit Me run Me run very fast Me loose sight of giant monkey with no hair and have tail inhumanely cut off (human) Giant monkeys bring food I no see giant monkey Me cry Me see stick Me happy Me run to stick Turn around and bump into giant monkey Me confused Giant monkey smell different Giant monkey smell of food Me like giant monkey Giant monkey not give me food Me no like giant monkey Expensive mobile phone appear at feet Me grin Me take mobile phone and dig hole Leave present with mobile phone Me bury mobile phone Me grin Me return to path Me find good giant monkey Hear loud scream ahead from other giant monkey He must have realised expensive mobile phone gone He, he Me go home Good day's work But the night is yet to come Right this is what I'm spending my xp on: Spend 3 xp getting Wayfare level 2 - quicksilver Spend 1xp on mental trait Wily Spend 1xp on ability Survival Spend 1xp on street influence Total spent = 6xp | |
